Wirecutter,
Here's a ode to Tim Geithner, the "Fuck you OBAMA" Damn TAX CHEAT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAdJLLmpWBU
-Woody
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Saturday, May 09, 2009
Looks like we made it, Norm
Norman Matton Thomas (November 20, 1884 - December 19, 1968) was a leading American socialist, pacifist, and six-time presidential candidate for the Socialist Party of America.
He was ordained as a Presbyterian minister in 1911. As a candidate for President of the U. S. , Norman Thomas said, in a 1944 epoch speech: "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism" they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened."
He went on to say: "I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democratic Party has adopted our platform."
Thanks, Yolo
He was ordained as a Presbyterian minister in 1911. As a candidate for President of the U. S. , Norman Thomas said, in a 1944 epoch speech: "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism" they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened."
He went on to say: "I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democratic Party has adopted our platform."
Thanks, Yolo
Those crazy college kids.....
A young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first visit home since starting university.
"Mom, I have to tell you," the girl confessed. "I lost my virginity last weekend."
"I'm not surprised," said her mother. "It was bound to happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable experience."
"Well, yes and no," the pretty student remarked. "The first eight guys felt great, but after them my pussy got really sore."
"Mom, I have to tell you," the girl confessed. "I lost my virginity last weekend."
"I'm not surprised," said her mother. "It was bound to happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable experience."
"Well, yes and no," the pretty student remarked. "The first eight guys felt great, but after them my pussy got really sore."
Gun Control explained
Hey, Wirecutter love the site. Too many pussified "humor" sites out there. Very refreshing to see honesty and no pussification of the "bad" kind. Keep the "good" pussification coming. Nice mix. Anyway, don't know if you have seen this one or not but thought of Knuckledraggin when I got it. Post it if you want or tell me to fuck off. Just as well either way. Thanks again for the entertainment.
StevieNatt - in Denver, formerly of Owasso, OK....yeah I'm one of 'em.....
StevieNatt - in Denver, formerly of Owasso, OK....yeah I'm one of 'em.....
Oklahoma...... Damned near as good as bacon.
-Wirecutter
Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......
Someone has probably already passed this along to you but here goes anyway.
There is a new vodka to hit the shelves that is bacon flavored! The web site even has drink recipes. You were the second person I thought of when I saw the site. My brother was the first...he loves his bacon. Anyway, it's not available in California yet but maybe someday soon.
http://bakonvodka.com/
Cheers, Heather
~By the way, love your site. Keep up the good work.
Heather,
Got the same link from Tattoo Jim, but I'm sure you're better looking than him so I'm giving you credit!
There is a new vodka to hit the shelves that is bacon flavored! The web site even has drink recipes. You were the second person I thought of when I saw the site. My brother was the first...he loves his bacon. Anyway, it's not available in California yet but maybe someday soon.
http://bakonvodka.com/
Cheers, Heather
~By the way, love your site. Keep up the good work.
Heather,
Got the same link from Tattoo Jim, but I'm sure you're better looking than him so I'm giving you credit!
Fan mail from Texas By God
Wirecutter, We love you blog...mainly because you are a redneck like us, but also because you love to rag on the president.
I got a text today that just made me giggle and I thought of sending it to you! It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly".
100 days into Obama presidency......Swine Flu!!!!!!!
Just thought you would enjoy it unless you already heard it!
Thanks so much, Dirtys Wife, Dirty Steve, and Rowdy from Texas
Thanks Courtney, always good to hear something good, especially from Texas!
I got a text today that just made me giggle and I thought of sending it to you! It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly".
100 days into Obama presidency......Swine Flu!!!!!!!
Just thought you would enjoy it unless you already heard it!
Thanks so much, Dirtys Wife, Dirty Steve, and Rowdy from Texas
Thanks Courtney, always good to hear something good, especially from Texas!
It could always be worse.....
Hiya ... I check your blog from time to time. Gotta say it never fails to amaze me how insular and detached from the real world "redneck thinkin' " is. Hmmm, didn't mean that to sound so harsh, it takes all sorts to make a world and I guess I'd pretty much fall into the category of aussi redneck. Anyway, reason for writing ... I came across the attached cartoon this morning and immediately thought of your blog. Cant imagine that you will post it on your blog but thought you might see the humor/irony in it.
Friday, May 08, 2009
The future Mrs. Tattoo Jim
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMI-tvgBm4
Yeah, I wish!!! Just kidding... this is more like the future Mrs. YOLO I think! Sorry Wirecutter.
-Tattoo Jim
Yeah, I wish!!! Just kidding... this is more like the future Mrs. YOLO I think! Sorry Wirecutter.
-Tattoo Jim
Don't mess with a Cowboy's best friend
A man is sitting in a bar far from home when Barack Obama comes on TV.
The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass."
Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the first guy off his bar stool, then stomps out.
He gets back up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer.
Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She is a horse's ass too!"
Out of nowhere, another local punches him in the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.
He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country?"
"Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."
Thanks, Kousin Karl
The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass."
Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the first guy off his bar stool, then stomps out.
He gets back up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer.
Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She is a horse's ass too!"
Out of nowhere, another local punches him in the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.
He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country?"
"Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."
Thanks, Kousin Karl
A Klondike Bar? You're cheap, TJ......
Just to set the record straight, I won't say WHAT I did, but I am ashamed of what I did for that Klondike bar... well, maybe just a little embarrassed... but it was so long ago... hehehe... and I did enjoy what I did... a lot!!!!
-Tattoo Jim
-Tattoo Jim
Yeah. Ha ha ha.
Gotta Be California (again)
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Monday, May 04, 2009
For the discriminating Conservative
Motherfucker, you've got to check out the goodies on this site!
http://www.lifelibertyetc.com/
I just ordered the Fuck Obama sticker and Shooter Jack T-shirt myself.
http://www.lifelibertyetc.com/
I just ordered the Fuck Obama sticker and Shooter Jack T-shirt myself.
Yup, times are bad
Aspirin Tax????
I JUST HEARD THAT OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 40% TAX ON ASPIRIN BECAUSE IT'S WHITE AND IT WORKS.....
Tattoo Jim sent this one in, but he's blaming it on Yolo's bad influences.
Tattoo Jim sent this one in, but he's blaming it on Yolo's bad influences.
Long Range Handgunning
I originally saw this video on Ride and Shoot (see my sidebar) but am having trouble downloading videos to my computer since I installed IE 8. But I'll play nice and provide you with a link.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ff4_1240872397
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ff4_1240872397
Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......
Hi Ken!
Found a website for you, everything bacon. Enjoy. Bacon, mmmm, Bacon!!
Beverly
http://store.baconsalt.com/
Thanks, Beverly. It's nice to know that folks out there think about me from time to time when they run across earth shattering articles and websites like this.
Found a website for you, everything bacon. Enjoy. Bacon, mmmm, Bacon!!
Beverly
http://store.baconsalt.com/
Thanks, Beverly. It's nice to know that folks out there think about me from time to time when they run across earth shattering articles and websites like this.
Only in my home town.....
A Modesto woman had to move out of her apartment when something horrible happened to her neighbor. Her upstairs neighbor died and no one knew for days... until she experienced it firsthand. "It's been a total nightmare," says Sylvia Pena, Modesto resident. "I was sleeping on the couch... I was awakened by some drops that hit my face... I thought I was drooling," explained Sylvia. It wasn't drool or water dripping from her ceiling. The drippings? Bodily fluids from the upstairs apartment. Her neighbor had died... his corpse sat there rotting, he was dead for days. The autopsy report found the 34-year old "likely overdosed"... His body was "moderately to severely decomposed." And over time, the decomposition allowed bodily fluids to leak, onto his floor, through the ceiling, eventually onto Sylvia and her things. A biohazard team removed furniture and deodorized the place. But she says the smell of death lingered. It already had seeped into clothes, bedding and her mattress. She turned to her rental insurance company to get her pungent- smelling property replaced. They put her up in a hotel for two weeks until she could move, but they refused to replace the contaminated contents. "Because my policy doesn't cover something so bizarre as this," says Sylvia. They sent her this letter, reading: "Unfortunately, the blood and bodily fluid damage to your contents is not one of the 17 named perils covered in your policy." Perils like fire or lightning, windstorm, falling objects, even aircraft is covered but not bodily fluids. Farmers Insurance is now considering a national change to its policy.... adding "bodily fluids from death" as one of the perils they cover.
Swine Flu warning from WHO
The World Health Organization advises swine flu sufferers that standing in the sun too long will make your skin become crispy and delicious.
I wear waders, Jim
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